I feel like tumblr is like having Pen pals back in the old days. Except now, you get an almost instantaneous response and possibly nude pictures… Before the restraining order

***The nudes come from the wonderful folks who share SSTs***

The Amtrak mystery car! Finally! Photo evidence! My old NJ Transit crew, we weren’t imagining it that day!

rubysavage asked: I would like to wish you a very happy anniversary of your escape from the womb!

Thanks! Apparently it wasn’t much like a stomach burster from aliens, but more like a bowling ball being forced through a hose apparently. I broke my Mom’s tail bone coming out with my huge melon.

jewlesthemagnificent asked: Happy Birthday! Hope it was a good one! :)

Thanks, Jules!

smuttercup asked: Happy Birthday fellow Taurus. :)

Thanks! We taureans Are a good bunch aren’t we?

msdeenyc asked: I missed your birthday?!?! I hope you had a wonderful day! I did catch a few babies in your honor :)

Woo hoo! I hope you were wearing a baseball catcher’s uniform!

mrsverges asked: Happy Birthday man, hope ur day is filled with lots of cuddles & many blessings!!! Xoxoxox

Thank you! Yup, lots of love from my kiddos earlier.

nerdymchotpants asked: Congrats on being old!!! Xoxo

Thanks… NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

merfology asked: Happy Birthday and lots of love this next year

Awe… Thank you kindly!

jaymarsee asked: Happiest of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" wishes for you! I hope you've had a wonderful day. :)

Thank you so very much!

futurelotterywinner asked: Happy birthday, Daddy. I hope you had a great day. xoxoxo

I thought I heard you blowing me birthday kisses earlier! Thanks!

themindofg asked: Happy birthday Dan. At least the Phil's beat the Tribe last night. Hope it was a good one otherwise. Cheers!!!

Yes. Birthday was good until I saw that your tribe beat the Phils by another large margin

jazzhandsforlife asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!😁

littleangrygirl asked: Happy birthday! Hope you get lots of cool gifts like

Got the best ones from 3&5… Their hugs and kisses.

kandiasschronicles asked: Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to you. Don't you love my singing voice?

It is quite melodious! Thanks!